Girl Gamer

Here's an example: "In Soviet Russia, television watch YOU."

Ok, this one's pretty obvious and not very clever but..."In Soviet Russia, video games play YOU." I promise to try harder later >.>

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!

And one more (although, I think this one could go both ways...): In America, you rob bank. In Soviet Russia, bank rob YOU!

In Soviet Russia, cars drive YOU. In Soviet Russia, food eats YOU. In Soviet Russia, tablets touch YOU. In Soviet Russia, art creates YOU. In Soviet Russia, computers mod YOU. In Soviet Russia, music plays YOU. In Soviet Russia, portals jump through YOU. In Soviet Russia, companion cubes incinerate YOU. In Soviet Russia, hard drives backup YOU. In Soviet Russia, Duck's Hunt YOU. (guess the reference ;) ) In Soviet Russia, Space Marines... just kill everything, cuz they're all heretics. In Soviet Russia, jokes tell YOU. In Soviet Russia, clothing wears YOU. In Soviet Russia, stories write YOU. In Soviet Russia, the internet surfs YOU.

Here's one for @ggAngelThanatos "I don't need luck, cuz in Soviet Russia, luck has YOU!" Ahahaha, ziss is truly a vereh foon cauntest!!!

In Soviet Russia, entries submit YOU. In Soviet Russia, animals hunt YOU. In Soviet Russia, models build YOU. In Soviet Russia, Cheez-Its eat YOU. In Soviet Russia, Twitter tweets YOU. In Soviet Russia, bear hugs YOU. In Soviet Russia, insects exterminate YOU. In Soviet Russia, dog walks YOU. In Soviet Russia, airplane flies YOU. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris... is still untouchable, even by YOU. In Soviet Russia, bicycle rides YOU. In Soviet Russia, DVD burns YOU. In Soviet Russia, newspaper prints YOU. In Soviet Russia, bubblegum chews YOU. In Soviet Russia, house cleans YOU. In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU. In Soviet Russia, Bin Laden is still dead... for YOU. In Soviet Russia, web site visits YOU. In Soviet Russia, package ships YOU. In Soviet Russia, movies watch YOU. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon capture YOU. In Soviet Russia, Marcus Fenix controls YOU (and STILL obliterates the Locust Horde!!!) In Soviet Russia, weights lift YOU.

"In Soviet Russia, party always find you."

"In Soviet Russia, car drives you."

"In Soviet Russia, television watch you."

"In Soviet Russia, bullet dodge you."

"In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you."

"In Soviet Russia, party throw you."

"In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you."

In Soviet Russia, board skates YOU.

In Soviet Russia, bread toasts YOU.

In Soviet Russia, air breathes YOU.

In Soviet Russia, snow plows YOU.

In Soviet Russia, lawn mows YOU.

In Soviet Russia, Pikachu is still awesome :D